Who Will Be the Funniest Celebrity in Washington?
POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris
In a few hours, all of our Washington readers will no doubt be on their way to the 15th Annual Funniest Celebrity in Washington Contest, hosted at the D.C. Improv in the city's fashionable Lobbying District! And while we Washington insiders wouldn't want to upstage any of the acts, we will predict what the night's marquis performers might have in store for us:
| Name | Act | Chances of Winning |
|
Mike Huckabee, |
Chair-breaking routine. | Mixed. He'd be far more loveable if he were still fat. |
|
Brad Sherman, |
Accountant jokes, (which, conveniently enough, are about himself). | Same as an accountant's chances of getting a date this Friday! (Rim shot.) The Congressman will be here all night, folks! |
|
Bob Barr, |
Mustache tricks. | None. The system is rigged for only Republican and Democratic comedians. |
|
Grover Norquist, |
Funny story he heard from Satan the other day. | Low. His influence in Washington has suffered with Jack Abramoff in the slammer. |
